Hunting Guide

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Panditji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the rep.
“Thank you.” says the Panditji and hangs up.

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Our Panditji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the
column “Salary Expected” : He
was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote :
Yes
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Panditji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of
crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a
search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him
killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
“71st and *again* barefoot!”

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